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iPad

"Is it that time of the month again?"

"It sounds like a sanitary napkin."

"Will the next version have wings?"

"So will the 64GB one be called the Maxi-Pad?"

Intense visuals, including three-dimensional clotting.

Hardware tough enough to withstand leakage.

Attention-getting aesthetics — sleek Winged Design™ will turn heads.

Pets will love it...especially dogs.

Stay-put adhesive — stick it in the palm of your hand and leave your other hand free!

Convenient disposability keeps pipes unclogged.

Customization: scented vs. unscented, light vs. heavy, pink vs. purple.

Daughter: Mom, you ever get that not-so-connected feeling?
Mom: Why yes. When I do, I reach for my iPad.
Daughter: Yeah, but with other devices, I've felt fat, and worried that everyone could see it.
Mom: With the new iPad, you'll be proud for others to see it, for it will have trademarked Apple coolness built right in. Why, even Dad will want one.
Daughter: But where will he put it?
Mom: *laughs* Do you mean, because he has no purse?
Daughter: Of course!
Mom: I'm sure Apple will have a discreet carrying device.

tjakabon: "It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding."

tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering...

Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches.

tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

melissapierce: iPad has changed "the conversation" from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?)

TwittsMcGee: I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model."

lady_justice: Did the prototype come with a belt?

Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free?

fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?

andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?

boston_nj: Meh. I'll wait until they come out with the iDivaCup

vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting?

morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?

Mary McCarthyite: Everyone, just try to Stay(free) calm and Poise(d). It's Always nice to see a new product on the market. I Depend on Apple to come up with great ideas. Maybe we're taking this out of Kotex.

Lymed: Somebody give the iPad a Red Bull, because it ain't no good without wings.

"I'm holding out for the iRag."

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