Saturday, January 30, 2010

Lagu Untuk Sebuah Nama - Ebiet G Ade




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kikiki... benda ni jadik bahan lawak lam tenet minggu nih... ekekek... tapi... lawak pun... kira promosi gak kan... orang duk sebut-sebut... mesti rasa nak tengok cemana benda la budak aiped nih...

iPad

"Is it that time of the month again?"

"It sounds like a sanitary napkin."

"Will the next version have wings?"

"So will the 64GB one be called the Maxi-Pad?"

Intense visuals, including three-dimensional clotting.

Hardware tough enough to withstand leakage.

Attention-getting aesthetics — sleek Winged Design™ will turn heads.

Pets will love it...especially dogs.

Stay-put adhesive — stick it in the palm of your hand and leave your other hand free!

Convenient disposability keeps pipes unclogged.

Customization: scented vs. unscented, light vs. heavy, pink vs. purple.

Daughter: Mom, you ever get that not-so-connected feeling?
Mom: Why yes. When I do, I reach for my iPad.
Daughter: Yeah, but with other devices, I've felt fat, and worried that everyone could see it.
Mom: With the new iPad, you'll be proud for others to see it, for it will have trademarked Apple coolness built right in. Why, even Dad will want one.
Daughter: But where will he put it?
Mom: *laughs* Do you mean, because he has no purse?
Daughter: Of course!
Mom: I'm sure Apple will have a discreet carrying device.

tjakabon: "It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding."

tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering...

Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches.

tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

melissapierce: iPad has changed "the conversation" from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?)

TwittsMcGee: I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model."

lady_justice: Did the prototype come with a belt?

Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free?

fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?

andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?

boston_nj: Meh. I'll wait until they come out with the iDivaCup

vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting?

morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?

Mary McCarthyite: Everyone, just try to Stay(free) calm and Poise(d). It's Always nice to see a new product on the market. I Depend on Apple to come up with great ideas. Maybe we're taking this out of Kotex.

Lymed: Somebody give the iPad a Red Bull, because it ain't no good without wings.

"I'm holding out for the iRag."

video dari medtivi... lama benau dah nih... tak senonoh lah...


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10 comments:

wan said...

oh memang sangat kelakar :D

*-* said...

benda tak senonoh mmg terlebih kreatif..

mugiwara said...

hahahahahaa!!!!

tak terkata tengok bidio tu!

musti masa bagi nama, tak pasan sebab excited nak test market. iphone ke ipad lebih gelemer. kikiki~

el said...

:-D :-D

el said...

kann... salunya gitu la... kikiki... :P

el said...

lama benau weh bidio tu... doribulima kot...

kenwooi said...

haha.. this is interesting.. looks like ipad has bad feedbacks.. =P

http://kenwooi.com

el said...

:-D

achik said...

ekeke..

tu la lenkali buat la contest cipta nama gajet.. ;p

el said...

<span>takpe... bed pablisiti tetap gak pablisiti... </span>